Terms of Service

mEEme.xyz (“mEEme”, “we”, “us”) is a software tool that analyses publicly available blockchain and market data for Solana tokens. It estimates how the supply of a token is distributed across cost bases, produces a score and a verdict, and can watch tokens or positions you add and notify you when its reading changes.

The service reports an opinion produced by a published algorithm from public data. It does not have access to your funds, cannot execute trades, does not custody assets, and never asks for a private key or seed phrase. Anyone who asks you for those while claiming to be mEEme is attempting to steal from you.

You may use mEEme only if all of the following are true:

• You are at least 18 years old and can form a binding contract.
• You are not barred from using the service under the laws of your country, and you are not on any applicable sanctions list.
• You are responsible for knowing whether trading the assets you analyse is lawful where you live. We do not give you that answer.

We may refuse, suspend, or terminate service to anyone, including for reasons we are not obliged to explain — but see section 8 for what happens to money you have already paid.

Accounts are created through Google sign-in. You are responsible for the security of the Google account you sign in with; anyone who controls it controls your mEEme account. You must not share your account, resell access to it, or use another person’s account.

API keys issued on the Apex tier are secrets. They are shown once and stored only as a hash, which means we cannot recover one for you — we can only revoke it and issue a new one. Treat a leaked key as compromised and revoke it immediately.

The service is offered on three tiers:

• Recon — $0.00. Free to use, limited to 3 analyses per day.
• Degen — $4.99 per month.
• Apex — $19.99 per month, including API access.

Paid plans are billed monthly in advance through Stripe, our payment processor. We never see or store your full card number. Subscriptions renew automatically each month at the then-current price until you cancel. You can cancel at any time from the Manage billing control in your Watchtower — or, if that is unavailable, by emailing us, which we will action on the same terms; cancellation stops the next renewal and you keep paid access until the end of the period you have already paid for.

If we change a price, we will tell you before it takes effect on your subscription, and you will have the opportunity to cancel before being charged the new amount.

If the service materially fails to work as described and we cannot fix it for you, email clujkeebs@aol.com within 14 days of the charge and we will refund that month. We do not refund because an analysis did not agree with the market — the tool tells you what it reads, and being wrong about a trade is a risk you accept when you use it, not a defect in the software.

Where you have a statutory right to a refund or a cooling-off period under your local consumer law, that right applies regardless of anything in this section.

You agree not to:

• Scrape, resell, redistribute, or sublicense the output of the service, except through the API on a tier that includes API access, and within its published limits.
• Circumvent rate limits, quotas, or tier restrictions — including by creating multiple accounts to obtain additional free analyses.
• Present mEEme output as your own paid financial advice to third parties, or use it to run a signals group without disclosing that a tool produced the calls.
• Use the service to manipulate a market, coordinate a pump, or promote a token while concealing that you hold it.
• Attack, overload, or attempt to gain unauthorised access to the service or the accounts of other users.

We enforce these. Accounts used for market manipulation are terminated without refund.

mEEme depends on third-party data sources and on public blockchain infrastructure. Those can be slow, rate-limited, incomplete, or wrong, and they can go down entirely. When our data is thin, the interface says so and lowers its stated confidence rather than hiding it — but low-quality data can still produce a confident-looking reading.

The service is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis. We do not guarantee uptime, that alerts will be delivered, that they will be delivered in time to act on, or that any analysis is accurate or complete. Alerts are a convenience, not a safety mechanism, and you must not rely on one arriving.

You may stop using the service at any time and delete your account, which deletes the data described in the privacy policy. We may suspend or terminate an account that breaches these terms. If we terminate your account for a reason other than a breach by you, we will refund the unused portion of the period you have paid for.

To the fullest extent the law allows, mEEme is not liable for trading losses, lost profits, lost opportunities, or any indirect or consequential damages arising from your use of the service — including where an analysis was wrong, an alert was late, an alert never arrived, or the service was unavailable when you needed it.

Where liability cannot lawfully be excluded, our total liability to you is limited to the amount you paid us in the twelve months before the event giving rise to the claim.

Nothing in these terms excludes liability for fraud, for death or personal injury caused by negligence, or for anything else that cannot lawfully be excluded. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain exclusions, in which case those exclusions do not apply to you.

The software, the interface, the scoring methodology, and the mEEme name and marks belong to us. Using the service does not transfer any of that to you. The public track record and the share cards it generates may be quoted and linked freely — that is what they are for.

Data you enter (positions, watched tokens, wallet addresses) remains yours. You grant us only the licence needed to operate the service for you: to store it, and to process it to produce your analyses and alerts.

We may update these terms. If a change materially reduces your rights, we will give notice in the app or by email before it takes effect, and continuing to use the service after that date means you accept the change. The “last updated” date at the top of this page always reflects the current version.

These terms, and any dispute arising out of them or out of your use of mEEme, are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. You and we agree that the state and federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California have exclusive jurisdiction, and each of us submits to the personal jurisdiction of those courts.

Talk to us first. Before filing anything, email clujkeebs@aol.com describing the problem and what you want done about it. Most things are a refund or a bug, and both are faster to fix than to litigate. This is a request, not a condition — it does not stop you filing, and it does not pause any deadline that applies to your claim.

If you are a consumer, this section does not take away rights your own state or country gives you that cannot be signed away — including the right to bring a claim where you live, where the law says you may. Where those rights conflict with anything above, they win, and the rest of these terms still stand.

If a court decides any part of these terms cannot be enforced, that part is severed and everything else continues to apply.

We hold, and are promoting on this site, our own token — $MEEME, launched on pump.fun. Section 6 forbids you from promoting a token while concealing that you hold it. This is that same rule applied to us: any page on this site that mentions $MEEME says plainly that we hold it and are promoting it, because a memecoin analysis tool that hid its own conflict of interest would be indefensible.

$MEEME is, like every other token discussed on this site, a speculative asset that can go to zero. Everything in the Risk Disclosure applies to it exactly as written, with no exception for the fact that we made it.

Questions about these terms: clujkeebs@aol.com.